Monday, September 10, 2007

More pledge classes.

Chi Omega's pledge class is, you guessed it, a mixed bag. I know, you probably think I am running that phrase into the ground, and you might also be wondering how the vast majority of pledge classes this year run the gamut from hot to ugly. The answer to that question is for another time and post, but I think we can agree that this situation (mediocrity) is nothing if not predictable for Chi O. I saw this hot girl walk by and then I saw this ugly girl walk by. That pattern continued for a few days and, well, I think that says it all. They always have had and, it seems, always will have the good, the bad, and the ugly (but not that much ugly, just enough for me to feel it is my civic duty to point it out to you).

AOPi...I don't know. Some of these girls are so hot, and some of them are so disgustingly trashy. I mean most of them are a little trashy, but they are hot so it's forgivable on some level. I haven't hung out with them much, and I guess I don't really know what to say about them. They are unique in that almost none of them fit into the stereotypical-southern-sorority-girl box. I for one don't really admire that kind of uniqueness, and they're just not my kind of people. They should know that no matter what, they will always have friends in Pi Kapp and Pike, too bad one of those houses is off campus now due to date rape allegations and the other has quite the eyebrow wax and piercing infusion. In conclusion I admit that all of that above is slightly ridiculous and clearly I am unable to render anything resembling an objective opinion on this subject.

You know that girl who's alright looking (maybe even good looking) but really annoying, making it hard for you to decide whether you want to bother with her at all or just run for your life? Chances are that if you bothered with her you would later find that she is a member of Alpha Chi. Considering their subpar reputation - and also the pledge classes that supposedly better houses pulled in - they got more attractive girls than I would expect. However, here are two points to consider:
1. I would expect them to get maybe like 2 hot girls and
2. Alpha Chis are annoying, and it stands to reason that their pledges are cut from the same cloth. People bring in more of their own kind. That's how a shitty house is built.
I also heard this story one time about Alpha Chi paying for all their socials with Kappa Sigma and being completely insane, but that's irrelevant and maybe hearsay.

Please refer back to my description of how a shitty house is built. Now think of ADPi. They used to be a house full of hot southern girls and now they are, simply put, a house full of not-hot, fat southern girls. But they still wear pearls so I guess that counts for something. Oh wait, no it doesn't, because they are still fat. Alright, some of them are hot. It pained me to say that. But anyways, they are probably stupid, because they joined ADPi. When I was a freshman, things were different, and it was still one of the hot girl houses. It saddens me to see such a quick and steady decline. You want to know when I think they started to go downhill? Homecoming with Phi Tau was probably a good start - Heeeeey Tri Delt!

I am not posting on any more pledge classes. I think this is self-explanatory.